View Full Version : Oh to be 6 again!

Tom Hoffman
10-16-2009, 09:41 PM
This is is hysterical!!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the

On the morning of her
Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and
then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything
there was.

Five hours later they
staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong!!:D:D:D