Tequila thread

[Ian McColgin]

Scotch is the only thing to drink. Tequila is for frat rats, Texans and degenerates.

How's that for a start?

[oznabrag]

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Sounds a little bigoted. You forgot Mexican Nationals, for one thing.

[Paul Pless]

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Scotch is the only thing to drink. Tequila is for frat rats, Texans and degenerates.

How's that for a start?

fart

[Glen Longino]

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Scotch is the only thing to drink. Tequila is for frat rats, Texans and degenerates.

How's that for a start?

Elitist!

[Paul Pless]

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liberal too

[Ian McColgin]

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I must apologize for not noticing a prior tequila thread that had started.

I have great admiration for Mexicans who like their tequila. Every national group is entitled to its heritage, even Greeks and Oozo (however spelled). Texans and frat rats, on the other hand, share so little of the human genome that their taste for tequila is neither inherited nor earned, simply swallowed.

[oznabrag]

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I must apologize for not noticing a prior tequila thread that had started.

I have great admiration for Mexicans who like their tequila. Every national group is entitled to its heritage, even Greeks and Oozo (however spelled). Texans and frat rats, on the other hand, share so little of the human genome that their taste for tequila is neither inherited nor earned, simply swallowed.

Mr. McColgin, I can assure you without the slightest reservation that a taste for Tequila is earned!

I can further assure you that I find your references to Texans as being sub-human to be offensive.

[oznabrag]

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He really cant help it, its the scotch.

Thank god I'm not drinking Tequila, banishment beckons!

[Glen Longino]

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He really cant help it, its the scotch.

Yep!
That's just the way he talks when he's all drunked up on rot-gut Scotch!
He won't even remember it in the morning.
Scotch is dangerous and will give you worms!

[Ian McColgin]

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Texans subhuman? Allow me a sort of SamF defence. I only asserted that Texans (and frat rats, will no one spring to their defence?) ". . . share so little of the human genome . . . " But if a Texan believes this means "subhuman", who am I to argue?

But I must also apologize for thread drift. This was meant to only bash tequila, not Texans.

[Ian McColgin]

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Perhaps we should have a national EBS where we match drink for drink our favorite and see who resorts first to intelligence.

[LeeG]

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Tequila is good for projectile vomiting

[Kaa]

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Scotch is dangerous and will give you worms!

...which will end up in tequila bottles...

Kaa

[Glen Longino]

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Mr. Longino, have you been to Sharyland? when I was there it was just a spot in the road, but close to every thing.

Yes, Bobby!
John Shary bought land down there in the early 1900s, cleared the brush and planted citrus orchards. He increased it to 36,000 acres of orchards and vegetable crops.
An interesting side note (to me), John Shary had a daughter, Marialice Shary. She married Allan Shivers, who became Governor of Texas in the late 1940s.
I met Marialice Shary Shivers, then a widow, in 1987 and became one of her four fulltime bodyguards at her estate in Austin and traveling with her for three years.
A fine lady, now gone but not forgotten.

[Glen Longino]

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...which will end up in tequila bottles...

Kaa