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Tealsmith
10-09-2009, 06:43 AM
Wow, I wonder what they did to deserve it.

huisjen
10-09-2009, 06:44 AM
Stole our cheese.

Dan

Phillip Allen
10-09-2009, 06:44 AM
so now we cut the cheeze?

Popeye
10-09-2009, 06:54 AM
there's ~ one litre of water per ton of moon

which is always good to know

skuthorp
10-09-2009, 08:23 AM
Nah, not war, junk disposal. Heard tell it was just an 'ol bit of rocket that would have burned up in the sun anyhow. Personally I reckon it was a trial shot for a scheme to get rid of all those old clunker cars that people swapped over recently. Sling 'em at the moon!

Canoeyawl
10-09-2009, 10:07 AM
I read a footnote a few years back that we had discovered water on the moon, turns out it was urine.

Andrew Craig-Bennett
10-09-2009, 11:13 AM
Wow, I wonder what they did to deserve it.

Well, Osama bin Laden is a lunatic .:rolleyes:

Tealsmith
10-09-2009, 12:40 PM
I think the moon will have to blindside us with a Pearl Harbor style ambush to really get the American people behind this war.

jonboy
10-09-2009, 12:56 PM
For years I have been hearing 'moon tourism' I get it now, its moon terrrorrrismmm......
It explains the phenomenon of tourist training camps in Pakistan too...

Tealsmith
10-09-2009, 02:12 PM
No, you're all wrong. It was a trick. The word "declares" should have given it all away.

BrianW
10-09-2009, 04:11 PM
There's was gonna be a surge, but Pelosi told Obama "no"...

brad9798
10-09-2009, 08:02 PM
What a shame to waster $79M on that ... luckily everything is A-OK back on Earth so that we can afford to shoot a rocket at the Moon! :rolleyes:

Yeadon
10-10-2009, 12:10 AM
The Hot Brie Project. I believe that's what this was called.

Captain Blight
10-10-2009, 06:31 PM
The Hot Brie Project. I believe that's what this was called.
Brie is very hard to swill when it's been in the refrigerator for any length of time, no matter how "elite" one is.