Now me as you all well know I ALWAYS tells just the truth never bullshyte and never embellish a good yarn... so with no futher adoo I will regale yer with a wee yarn of such magnitude as to stun the eyebrows of yer take the nickers right of the nearest sheila type and make all yous blokes quiver at the knee joints... easy feat really since all your knee joints are arthritic and sorta crumbly anyways
Now get yerselves a nice hot cuppa or a nice cold ale or in the case of old dad a nice tipple or three of Vodka... hey hang on a tick and I'll join you!!!
So all settled in? goodoh then so the yarn goes like this....
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