View Full Version : Gonna get my prostate checked!!

09-24-2009, 12:32 PM
Gonna go check out the plumbin.
Check out the Prostate..
Sure im scared.
Last time that doc put his finger up my butt!!!.
But its better then my lady doctor.
Gonna go Stag but will call my friend to make sure he goes to..
Ok i gotta find clean underwear i cant wear my wifes panties to go there.
I would but all she has is pink and that dont match me eyes..
All i need from youse bums is a good joke!!!!

Bruce Taylor
09-24-2009, 12:56 PM
Colorectal Surgeon Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBPSSQFwNJ0&feature=related)

09-24-2009, 12:58 PM
We got's plenty of them there wimmin's up around 14th and M street in D.C.

09-24-2009, 12:59 PM
I heard it's customary to have a smoke afterwards. Make sure you leave them a tip.

paul oman
09-24-2009, 01:49 PM
I told the guy with the ink loaded needles I wanted mine done is stripes instead of checks.

09-24-2009, 03:05 PM
Uh..... Please tell me those aren't your hands on my shoulders.....

09-24-2009, 03:25 PM
I was in the O.R. as I had to have my right shoulder "rebuilt "..I knew what they would be doing so when I went to put on my "Johnny" I had a 2"x3' tag with a piece of string .I wrote a note and using a band aid,I attached it to my right shoulder .
They told me when I was awake that surgery had been delayed by 15 mintes when everyone in the operating room read my note. it took 15 minutes for everyone to stop laughing
"Doctor,please don't let the nurses play with my penis while I am asleep !"

Ted Hoppe
09-24-2009, 03:54 PM
Remember that just because the procedure makes you feel "different or funny", just keep any further self exploration private. Any further personal disclosure may make many on this forum uncomfortable - although expect a more than a few unsolicted personal messages.

Lew Barrett
09-24-2009, 08:21 PM
Hey, good luck with it all, by the way. I hear the docs are keeping their fingers crossed for you too!

09-24-2009, 08:43 PM
That's just the warm-up...just wait 'till the "big one" at age 50 - the dreaded COLONOSCOPY.

James McMullen
09-24-2009, 10:09 PM
Just close your eyes and think of Ann Coulter. . . . . .

09-24-2009, 10:14 PM
Just close your eyes and think of Ann Coulter. . . . . ..


09-24-2009, 10:19 PM
hope all is well.

09-24-2009, 10:26 PM
AAHH yes,,the colonoscopy !!

There was a female nurse in the room kinda helping me with the correct position .I turned to her and said
" I hope you realize that this officially means that we are dating !! "

09-24-2009, 10:30 PM
I've had lots of those, no big deal, even with the nice young lady doc. Modesty kind of goes away when you are ancient. We swap jokes about it, every six months.
Luckily, no problems.

09-24-2009, 11:41 PM
If you behave yourself they might let you keep the rubber glove.;)

09-24-2009, 11:43 PM
If you behave yourself they might let you keep the rubber glove.;).

Thats funny i will ask for it

09-25-2009, 06:32 AM
Just don't make TOO many "Deliverance"jokes:D