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Tom Galyen
09-13-2009, 09:24 PM
Things are getting to ugly and nasty in the bilge. we need some humor, how about some sports humor.

Art Donovon on the Johnny Carson Show talking about when football was a different game.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_Sa94gCzg

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
09-13-2009, 09:39 PM
OK Tom, here ya go.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM1NZVHwwps

botebum
09-13-2009, 10:56 PM
Tom, I immediatelly thought of this- What it was was football (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNxLxTZHKM8)

Doug

ripley699
09-13-2009, 11:46 PM
That clip of Donovan with Johnny was great !
Thanks
Rip

skuthorp
09-14-2009, 07:30 AM
Well, down here the bump is out in Aussie rules which makes the whole game a joke in many supporters eyes. And jockeys are threatening strike action because they are only allowed to whip a horse up to 18 times with a padded whip to urge them on to win, or not as the case may be. The RSPCA is happy, the racing industry maybe not so.
In the game of Aussie rules industrial health and safety law has come up against traditional practice and rules of the game. Now at the top level all players are 'professional', ie they are full time game players, and entertainers too as it happens, and seeing the game is their 'job' they are covered by those laws. As time goes on it could get even funnier!
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/cousins_franklin.jpgLance Franklin collides with Ben Cousins at the MCG

Flying Orca
09-14-2009, 03:02 PM
Sports humour... well, it's always struck me as funny that people are interested in watching "football" (not referring to "soccer" here), baseball, golf, or any kind of auto racing that does not involve right turns. Basketball... well, it's not boring to watch, at least, but it doesn't do much for me.

Actually the whole concept of pro sports is a bit weird when you think about it. Even with hockey, a sport I do enjoy, I'd rather watch international play (granted, with NHL players if its men's) than the NHL.

Nicholas Scheuer
09-14-2009, 05:21 PM
OK. Combining two posts from the thread listing below:

BEARS SUCK!

(That's the Chicago Bears, of course)

We've heard "Cutler is the franchise" ad nauseum. and last night was almost all nauseum.

Moby Nick

pefjr
09-18-2009, 12:47 PM
Not humor but worth a smile.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Meet-the-guy-who-makes-more-per-hole-than-Tiger-?urn=golf,190463

pefjr
10-13-2009, 04:20 PM
As Yogi said, "It ain't over til its over".

http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1001233

Mrleft8
10-13-2009, 04:21 PM
White Sox.

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
10-13-2009, 04:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ1GAZZk6E <<Starts Slowly

SMARTINSEN
10-13-2009, 05:58 PM
I heard that the Red Sox were going to move to the Philippines, and rename themselves the Manila Folders.

John Smith
10-13-2009, 06:06 PM
This is supposedly a true story. Major league baseball player stole third base, but his team mate was already on third, and asked him, "Where do you think you'r going?"

"Back to second, if I can make it."

Cuyahoga Chuck
10-13-2009, 07:03 PM
You won't find any mirth in the Cleveland sports scene.

pefjr
10-13-2009, 07:16 PM
A quote from a Hall of Famer, Yogi Berra

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious