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WX
08-23-2009, 04:02 AM
On Friday morning went to the loo...and looked afterwards, like you do. Hmmm blood!?
Later in the day, again, yep that's definitely blood. So I googled it and they all said, DON'T IGNORE IT, SEE YOUR DOCTOR. So I thought I would give it a day and see. Alright! I'm a bloke, it's how we do things.
Next morning Kerry tells me she's peeing and crapping blood and so am I! What the hell is going on?
Driving in to see the doc we discuss what we have been eating over the last couple of days.....and then it hit us....the beetroot and carrot health drink at the Uki Cafe.
Man oh man, very deep sigh of relief and a good laugh.

The Bigfella
08-23-2009, 04:05 AM
**** eh?

We had a bit of a scare like that with one of the kids many a long year ago....

Found out later, he'd pigged out on watermelon.

WX
08-23-2009, 04:08 AM
be a good trick to pull on someone you didn't like ;D

WX
08-23-2009, 04:22 AM
It's ok Ish I'm a secondary risk candidate for bowel cancer so I watch this stuff. I'll remember the effect of drinking beetroot juice next time:D

PeterSibley
08-23-2009, 04:34 AM
Beware the carcenogenic beetroot ! Been there myself ...but I remembered quickly .

MiddleAgesMan
08-23-2009, 08:02 AM
Blood from an internal source will be black by the time it's expelled. If you have real red blood in the loo you've probably just got hemorrhoids.

WX
08-23-2009, 08:39 AM
Blood from an internal source will be black by the time it's expelled. If you have real red blood in the loo you've probably just got hemorrhoids.
So I believe, doesn't stop the mind from doing what if scenarios on you though.

brad9798
08-23-2009, 08:47 AM
Beetroot would kill us here ... because of our bad healthcare!

Seriously though, that is a scary, yet funny, story you told!

I am glad everything was cured with a simple memory!!!

:)

bamamick
08-23-2009, 08:51 AM
Well, THAT was certainly a pleasant read first thing on a Sunday morning!

Very glad you are both well :).

Mickey Lake

skuthorp
08-23-2009, 08:55 AM
I knew there was a reason I've never liked beetroot. Nasty messy vege anyway!

Mrleft8
08-23-2009, 09:20 AM
Beet juice? You guys really are weird..... Beets are good for only one thing.....OK two.....Borscht, and dying Easter eggs.

WX
08-23-2009, 09:24 AM
Ah but it's not just beet and carrot, there's apple and ginger as well. It may sound weird but it tastes good and it is good for you:D

Art Read
08-23-2009, 09:30 AM
Grape Kool-aid turns mine green!:eek:

WX
08-23-2009, 09:35 AM
Grape Kool-aid turns mine green!:eek:
Liquorice will do that as well.

The Bigfella
08-23-2009, 09:47 AM
You can't beat a good roo....

boylesboats
08-23-2009, 10:01 AM
any unchewed pieces of cherries will do good scare too... make ya think yer passin' clots..

Mrleft8
08-23-2009, 10:05 AM
This all really is way too much information for a Sunday morning....

boylesboats
08-23-2009, 10:13 AM
This all really is way too much information for a Sunday morning....

Poor Lefty:D.... I been up since 3:30am.... just piddlin' round, doin' nuthin'... but watched some movies...

Tylerdurden
08-23-2009, 10:31 AM
Way to much information.:eek: When forumites start posting what comes out of their ass all is lost and no hope of recovery remains.....

I knew it was going that way as most of what Ian posts is stool.:D

bobbys
08-23-2009, 11:28 AM
Whew, I taught for a second the Australians were gonna tell us there poo poo dont stink like Americans!!:D

Captain Intrepid
08-23-2009, 04:31 PM
Whew, I taught for a second the Australians were gonna tell us there poo poo dont stink like Americans!!:D

Your poo stinks? :confused: Weird!