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john l
08-20-2009, 04:58 PM
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

Phillip Allen
08-20-2009, 05:02 PM
yer gonna go to he(( for that John... :)

Virgin Gal
08-20-2009, 05:10 PM
A short version of an old, old, very old joke.

Phillip Allen
08-20-2009, 05:11 PM
A short version of an old, old, very old joke.

whatdaumean SHORT?

Peerie Maa
08-20-2009, 05:38 PM
Was the longer version any funnier? Sheeeesh:confused: