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Pirate-at-heart
08-20-2009, 11:35 AM
Ahoy. This is a fun lubber's game. The first person says "I like my women as I like my_____" and fills in the blank with anything he likes.

For example: "I like my women as I like dories."

The NEXT person to post has to think of ways in which a good woman is like a dory. That second person then posts his answers ( like... bobs up and down uncontrollably when you get her wet.") and then that second person can come up with his own clue for the next person. Don't forget to post a new clue for the next person.

Alright, here goes...

I like my women as I like chocolate...

rbgarr
08-20-2009, 11:55 AM
troll

BrianW
08-20-2009, 12:02 PM
I like my women as I like chocolate...

Because I can get in one and paddle around a body of water.

No wait, that's a dory.

;)

mmd
08-20-2009, 12:05 PM
...cause she's smooth and dark and tasty. I like my women as I like puppy dogs...

bobbys
08-20-2009, 12:14 PM
troll.

I like me woman as a troll cause there short and sexy!!!:D

Pirate-at-heart
08-20-2009, 12:15 PM
(excellent) And thanks for not calling me a troll, too.

puppies... you mean, warm and cuddly and hardly ever leaves a big mess for you?

I like my women as I like the tides...

mizzenman
08-20-2009, 12:21 PM
...coming on a regular basis...

Captain Intrepid
08-20-2009, 01:01 PM
I like my women as I like my beer...

John Smith
08-20-2009, 01:06 PM
Ahoy. This is a fun lubber's game. The first person says "I like my women as I like my_____" and fills in the blank with anything he likes.

For example: "I like my women as I like dories."

The NEXT person to post has to think of ways in which a good woman is like a dory. That second person then posts his answers ( like... bobs up and down uncontrollably when you get her wet.") and then that second person can come up with his own clue for the next person. Don't forget to post a new clue for the next person.

Alright, here goes...

I like my women as I like chocolate...
Creamy, delicious, and fattening?

goodbasil
08-20-2009, 01:10 PM
...as I like my cat.
Low Maintenance.

David Tabor (sailordave)
08-20-2009, 01:15 PM
I like my women as I like my PORSCHE.....


Red (haired) and FAST.;)

http://www.carolinas-pca.com/1986%20Porsche%20911%20Targa.jpg
(not mine, but just like it!)

Jim Bow
08-20-2009, 01:19 PM
Worst of these that I ever heard, and I actually id hear it, went like this:
"I like my women like I like my whisky ... hot and spicy"

To which everyone within earshot responded, "EEEYecchh!!

Peerie Maa
08-20-2009, 01:22 PM
I like my women as I like my beer...

Cool, bubbly and full of body.

I like my women as a summers evening. . . .

David Tabor (sailordave)
08-20-2009, 01:24 PM
Cool, bubbly and full of body.

I like my women as a summers evening. . . .



HOT AND STEAMY?:p

Peerie Maa
08-20-2009, 01:28 PM
or quiet and long:D:p

Keep it going Dave, you are next.

Captain Intrepid
08-20-2009, 01:37 PM
Cool, bubbly and full of body.

Cold dark and bitter actually. ;)



I like my women as a summers evening. . . .

Warm, relaxing, and lasts long into the night?

Mrleft8
08-20-2009, 03:53 PM
I like my women as a summers evening. . . .

Considering this is coming from a Brit.....
I like my women as a summers evening. . . . Cold and damp.
I like my women like a pizza, a beer and a good nap....

mmd
08-20-2009, 04:03 PM
Wound up tight, tip-clipped, and stinky?

I like my women as I like my motorcycle...

Mrleft8
08-20-2009, 04:04 PM
I like my women as I like my cigar... Half smoked, and kinda wet on one end...
I like my women like I like my garden....:rolleyes:
(sorry Mssr. Mason.....Cross post.)

Kaa
08-20-2009, 04:10 PM
I like my women as I like my motorcycle...

Fast, loud, and likely to get you killed..? :-)

Kaa

mmd
08-20-2009, 04:13 PM
I was thinkin' more along the lines of fast, hot, and between my legs...

...but you got a point there, Kaa.

Kaa
08-20-2009, 04:16 PM
I was thinkin' more along the lines of fast, hot, and between my legs...

...but you got a point there, Kaa.

...trembling and purring between your legs would've been a nice wording as well :-)

Kaa

bobbys
08-20-2009, 04:18 PM
Wound up tight, tip-clipped, and stinky?

I like my women as I like my motorcycle....

Hard to start Cranky, Floods easy, overflows, Does not run well in first or second or 3d but 4th starts to rumble, Easy to turn her over if one leans her to far, Wobbles after 5 minutes brakes fast dies and sputters for no reason, Wont start again till gassed up, Blows exhaust while riding her to hard, Best to have a helmet on if thrown off, Need to tell others there not allowed a ride not even a test ride although they all admire her lines. Want to trade her for a Japanese model or a British one but holding out for an Italian model Boy i hope no ladies are reading this.

Flying Orca
08-20-2009, 04:26 PM
Worst of these that I ever heard, and I actually id hear it, went like this:
"I like my women like I like my whisky ... hot and spicy"

To which everyone within earshot responded, "EEEYecchh!!

Worst I've heard: "...like I like my coffee: ground up and stored in the freezer." :eek:

Carry on.

Kaa
08-20-2009, 04:33 PM
Worst I've heard: "...like I like my coffee: ground up and stored in the freezer." :eek:

...like I like my coffee: tied up in a burlap sack in the back of a truck... :D

Kaa

Bobcat
08-20-2009, 04:39 PM
like my coffee: hot, strong and bitter

I, Rowboat
08-20-2009, 05:12 PM
I like my women as I like my medieval siege engines: Bearing cargos of flaming, decapitated warriors and spreading destruction, pestilence, and panic througout the land.

Peerie Maa
08-20-2009, 05:29 PM
Lefty,
You remind me of the old fashioned seaside landlady. The standard greeting was " You should have been here last week, the weather was lovely":p

Captain Blight
08-20-2009, 05:48 PM
I like my women as I like my Presidents: Black and strong.

Captain Blight
08-20-2009, 05:57 PM
I like my women as I like my reefer: Powerful, sticky, aromatic, and confusing.

David Tabor (sailordave)
08-20-2009, 08:51 PM
I like my women like my porche

expensive to service and maintain, overpriced and unreliable!!!!

AU CONTRAIRE. ... She is low maintenance, and they BOTH are very reliable.;)
Mid 80's models were probably the best of 911's and 19XX was a VERRRRRYYYY good year for women!:D


PS. PORSCHE Pronounced Por-scha!

goodbasil
08-20-2009, 08:57 PM
...like my Avon life raft.
Inflatable and storeable.

bobbys
08-20-2009, 08:57 PM
troll.

See you should have played instead of calling troll

Kaa
08-20-2009, 09:00 PM
See you should have played instead of calling troll

Maybe he likes his women troll :D

Kaa

Captain Blight
08-20-2009, 09:17 PM
...like my Avon life raft.
Inflatable and storeable.You should find a quad amputee with some plastic parts.

Kaa
08-20-2009, 09:25 PM
You should find a quad amputee with some plastic parts.

I think he wants his women to hiss when poked with sharp objects...

Kaa

Captain Blight
08-20-2009, 09:35 PM
Really? Mine just fly about the room for a few seconds, then just lie there dead and flat.

bobbys
08-20-2009, 10:38 PM
Really? Mine just fly about the room for a few seconds, then just lie there dead and flat..

Tell me about it im on my 3d Ann Coulter nyself:D

Pirate-at-heart
08-21-2009, 09:22 AM
while you guys certainly did a fine job of cracking me up this morning, you keep forgetting to leave a new clue for the next person!

How about... I like my women as I like my sandwiches...

botebum
08-21-2009, 09:42 AM
full of bologna with cheese sticking out around the edges?
I like my women like I like my yard-

Doug

Pirate-at-heart
08-21-2009, 09:47 AM
^Dude gets it!
yard - neatly trimmed, full of weed, and likes to just lay around in the sunshine.
I like my women as I like bicycles!

Mrleft8
08-21-2009, 09:47 AM
full of bologna with cheese sticking out around the edges?
I like my women like I like my yard-

Doug With a couple rusty old cars up on blocks and a naked kid playing in the mud? :D
I like my women like I like my computer...

mizzenman
08-21-2009, 10:17 AM
.. Full of virus...uhu

Pirate-at-heart
08-21-2009, 10:30 AM
*shakes head in sadness*

I like my women AS I like Clipper Ships...

mizzenman
08-21-2009, 10:42 AM
Outdated :D

Pirate-at-heart
08-21-2009, 10:45 AM
lol, mizzenman, how about a new clue? New Clue! NEW CLUE!!!

see, you gots to post a new clue for the next guy after you answer the person above you.

that way, the game just keeps on rolling.

I like my women as I like major league baseball...

Mrleft8
08-21-2009, 04:31 PM
I like my women AS I like Clipper Ships... Old, a little loose in places, but still pretty fast.

I like my women like I like my diner...

Peerie Maa
08-21-2009, 04:59 PM
Old, a little loose in places, but still pretty fast.

I like my women like I like my diner...

Lefty, I thought your spelling was better than that, dinner takes two "n"s

With a good bottle of wine, very satisfying.

I like my women like waves on shingle . . .

Captain Intrepid
08-21-2009, 05:54 PM
Lefty, I thought your spelling was better than that, dinner takes two "n"s

How do you know he didn't mean diner? In which case...

...On the side of the road, cheap and adorned in vinyl.

Mrleft8
08-21-2009, 05:55 PM
Lefty, I thought your spelling was better than that, dinner takes two "n"s

With a good bottle of wine, very satisfying.

I like my women like waves on shingle . . . My spelling is fine. If it had two "n"s, I would have said: Hot and comes quickly when I order it....:D
"I like my women like waves on shingle . ." In need of flood insurance?

Mrleft8
08-21-2009, 05:56 PM
Thankyou Capt! :D

Pirate-at-heart
08-21-2009, 07:31 PM
diner... long and fat, enamored of the fifties, and needs a trailer just to get around?

waves on shingle... when she blows, she leaves you all cool and relaxed, but when she's a-storming, she's liable to tear your roof right off!

I like my women as I like canvas sails...

Kaa
08-21-2009, 10:27 PM
I like my women as I like canvas sails...

Pretty, stretchy, prone to tears..? :-)

Kaa

Peerie Maa
08-22-2009, 09:31 AM
Hi Lefty :p


I like my women like a vinyl record . . .

P. S. can I have my hook back?

Pirate-at-heart
08-22-2009, 09:37 AM
vinyl records... kinda old and scratchy but sings rather sweetly when you get your little needle in her groove?

I like my women as I like danforth anchors...

Captain Blight
08-22-2009, 11:43 AM
I like my women as I like danforth anchors...Heavy and shackled in place?


I like my women as I like my bicycles....

Pirate-at-heart
08-22-2009, 11:51 AM
bicycles... do you frequently take them in tandem? Are you partial to women chained and well-lubricated? Or do you favor those who make you go "schwinng"?

I like my women as I like WoodenBoat Brand sailboat kits...

doorstop
08-22-2009, 07:35 PM
I like my women as I like WoodenBoat Brand sailboat kits ....

Come neatly packed and are a treat to unwrap.


I like my women as I like my barbecue...

S B
08-22-2009, 09:41 PM
Doesn't take much spark to start and heats up in a hurry.
I like my women as I like my spoke shave.

Captain Intrepid
08-22-2009, 09:53 PM
Razor sharp and nicely curved.

I like my women as I like my codfish...

Pirate-at-heart
08-22-2009, 09:58 PM
smelling only vaguely of fish and drenched in oil for your pleasure?
I like my women as I like my jack-plane...

Mrleft8
08-23-2009, 08:15 AM
I like my women as I like my jack-plane...

A little dull, but more fun than a power tool.
I like my women as I like my roti...

Tylerdurden
08-23-2009, 08:35 AM
I like my women as I like hurricanes, Fierce, Independent, leaving you battered and bruised. ;)

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes,
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies,
And she only reveals what she wants you to see.
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me.
She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you,
She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe you,
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free,
Yeah she steals like a thief but she's always a woman to me.
Oh, she takes care of herself, she can wait if she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
Oh, and she never gives out and she never gives in,
She just changes her mind.
And she'll promise you more than the garden of Eden
then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding,
But she brings out the best and the worst you can be.
Blame it all on yourself cause she's always a woman to me.
Oh, she takes care of herself, she can wait if she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
Oh, and she never gives out and she never gives in,
She just changes her mind.
She is frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel,
She can do as she pleases, she's nobody's fool,
But she can't be convicted, she's earned her degree,
And the most she will do is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me.

Pirate-at-heart
08-23-2009, 09:31 AM
thank you to Billy Joel. very fine lyrics indeed. this, however, is just a game...

roti... full of panache, eager to be eaten, kinda flat-chested, and hangs around at the local Indian restaurant?
I like my women as I like jibs...

Mrleft8
08-23-2009, 05:07 PM
I like my women as I like jibs...
Flappin' in the breeze.
I like my women as I like my firewood....

Jim Ledger
08-23-2009, 05:26 PM
I like my women as I like my firewood....

Dry, split, and stacked?

I like my women as I like my tomaters...

Pirate-at-heart
08-23-2009, 05:40 PM
likes your big beef steak? not embarrassed to burpee? or still has her cherry?

I like my women as I like hurricane bill...

doorstop
08-24-2009, 03:38 AM
I like my women as I like hurricane bill...

Blows like blazes and gone in the morning!


I like my women as I like my 4WD...

damnyankee
08-24-2009, 03:46 AM
I like my women as I like hurricane bill...

Blows like blazes and gone in the morning!


I like my women as I like my 4WD...

... fun on the trail, spending half her time in the garrage and best without a top.

I like my women as I like my hotel...

P.L.Lenihan
08-24-2009, 03:50 AM
[quote=damnyankee;2297399
I like my women as I like my hotel...[/quote]

Always open and always clean.

I like my women as I like my new scaper.......

damnyankee
08-24-2009, 04:14 AM
Always open and always clean.

I like my women as I like my new scaper.......

... sitting in the front seat waiting to be taken out of its wraper.

I like my women as I like my cable news channel...

botebum
08-24-2009, 05:09 AM
I like my women as I like my cable news channel...Entertaining me with their lies and so-called expertise?
I like my women like I like I like my hunting camp-

Doug

doorstop
08-24-2009, 05:31 AM
I like my women like I like I like my hunting camp-

Out in the bush and no flies!

I like my women as I like my washing machine...

botebum
08-24-2009, 06:11 AM
I like my women as I like my washing machine... Wet and gurgling on the inside and finishing off with a fast spin cycle.
I like my women like I like my pistols-

Doug

Pirate-at-heart
08-24-2009, 09:22 AM
pistols... melting at the sight of you? squished up and on the floor? or, simply, banned from civilized culture everywhere?

(I dont like guns... sorry.)

I like my women as I like catboats...

botebum
08-24-2009, 09:54 AM
(I dont like guns... sorry.)
Boo friggen hoo but I don't enjoy hunting with bows or pirate cutlasses so the guns are gonna' have to stay, despite how much it hurts your feelings.

Doug

Pirate-at-heart
08-24-2009, 09:55 AM
peace, dude.
...catboats...

damnyankee
08-24-2009, 11:10 AM
... Easy to Handle and more fore than aft.

I like my women as I like my West Epoxy...

Pirate-at-heart
08-24-2009, 01:01 PM
gets your wood hard in a matter of mere minutes? slick at first but then settles down into her old tacky ways? or, loads of fun at parties when you slap her on someone's ass?

I dont know... actually have never used the stuff.

But, I do like my women as I like Gorilla Glue...

S B
08-24-2009, 10:51 PM
Gorilla Glue, a little squeeze gets a tight bond every time.
I like my women as I like my thole pins.

doorstop
08-25-2009, 03:27 AM
I like my women as I like my thole pins...

They are the fulcrum of my 'ores! ( not good but my best at short notice!)

I like my women as I like my thicknesser...

Captain Intrepid
08-25-2009, 03:28 AM
...in identical pairs with your oar slipped between them.

I like my women as I like my gin...

doorstop
08-25-2009, 03:30 AM
HA! beat you by a whole minute... but I prefer your answer ;)

damnyankee
08-25-2009, 03:37 AM
I like my women as I like my thole pins...

They are the fulcrum of my 'ores! ( not good but my best at short notice!)

I like my women as I like my thicknesser...

Knows size dosnt matter, and fits nicely on a table. makes alot of noise when I turn her on?



...in identical pairs with your oar slipped between them.

I like my women as I like my gin...


Cool, spicy and goes straight to my head?


I like my woman as I like my telephone...

Flying Orca
08-25-2009, 07:15 AM
...guaranteed reception in over 180 countries?

I like my woman as I like my guitars...

Mrleft8
08-25-2009, 07:31 AM
[QUOTE=Flying Orca;2298598
I like my woman as I like my guitars...[/QUOTE] High strung and slightly out of tune...
I like my women as I like my grape vines...

Pirate-at-heart
08-25-2009, 09:50 AM
is she from Oz? A bit noir? with massive mammolios? or, does she have a big assario?

I like my women as I like gaff rigs...