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pcford
08-10-2009, 05:55 PM
I figured something like this would happen, woman marrying carnival ride:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html?connect

huisjen
08-10-2009, 05:57 PM
As long as the ride is a legally consenting adult I don't see the problem.

Dan

John of Phoenix
08-10-2009, 06:11 PM
I hope the republicans have some sort of Constitutional amendment in the works to short circuit this kind of thing.
Carries around nuts and bolts. Disgusting.



She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Jim Bow
08-10-2009, 06:12 PM
Will her employer provide benefits?

bobbys
08-10-2009, 06:27 PM
If shes a Organist does she have a Organ As Em as she rides???.

Ok thats bad.

Tom Montgomery
08-10-2009, 06:32 PM
Great Flaming Jeebus!

SamF swore that legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope that would lead to people marrying inanimate objects. Now we will never hear the end of it. Go ahead Sammy: gloat.

Captain Blight
08-10-2009, 06:38 PM
I've also read reports of women marrying themselves, which I find more than a trifle odd. Perhaps even well into loonybins territory.

Peter Malcolm Jardine
08-10-2009, 06:40 PM
That women is a sinner, and should be burned or tortured or something. It's the cathlic way ya know.

Shang
08-10-2009, 06:49 PM
That women is a sinner, and should be burned or tortured or something. It's the cathlic way ya know.

If they have little coasters will they be raised in the Church...?

Sam F
08-10-2009, 06:57 PM
Awww.... that's old news. Been done before. It's one of those "It'll never happen slippery slope things". ;)

Tom Montgomery
08-10-2009, 06:58 PM
Right on cue.

Yeadon
08-10-2009, 06:58 PM
Anyone against this should just give up.

Mrleft8
08-11-2009, 10:21 AM
Typical woman.... She's already got it's nuts in her pocket..... :rolleyes:

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
08-13-2009, 09:00 PM
Now that's what I call a "love machine"

WX
08-13-2009, 10:51 PM
I've also read reports of women marrying themselves,

Well there are two advantages to that setup.
1 You don't have to worry about pleasing anyone else.
2 You don't have to look your best.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
08-13-2009, 10:55 PM
http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepony/PinkPonySmall.jpg

Vince Brennan
08-13-2009, 10:58 PM
"Bobbys": as far as I'm concerned, you're USUALLY a worthless troll, but

If shes a Organist does she have a Organ As Em as she rides???.
Occasionally, you actually rise to levels of brilliance.

Phillip Allen
08-14-2009, 06:06 AM
now you lefties will have to support yet another wacko "movement" and extend the mantel of PC to cover it

Bill Lowe
08-14-2009, 06:22 AM
Anybody married to their wooden boat?

Paul G.
08-14-2009, 06:25 AM
Actually its quite nice looking ride....

stevebaby
08-14-2009, 06:35 AM
I've also read reports of women marrying themselves, which I find more than a trifle odd. Perhaps even well into loonybins territory.It'll never catch on.
Who would they have to complain about?

TomF
08-14-2009, 07:16 AM
Great Flaming Jeebus!

SamF swore that legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope that would lead to people marrying inanimate objects. Now we will never hear the end of it. Go ahead Sammy: gloat.+1 Can horses be far behind? SamF was indeed a prophet.

My monogamous, heterosexual, homo sapiens marriage feels so degraded.

John Smith
08-14-2009, 07:49 AM
+1 Can horses be far behind? SamF was indeed a prophet.

My monogamous, heterosexual, homo sapiens marriage feels so degraded.
What kind of an interpreter is needed for the wedding vows?

openboater
08-14-2009, 08:10 AM
You guys are 25 years late to this parade.

On the show 'Barney Miller' , Wojo once said, 'take any item in the Sears catalogue and somebody somewhere wants to sleep with it ! '

That was a great show.

Bob Adams
08-15-2009, 09:45 AM
Anybody married to their wooden boat?


Sure seems like it:p She carries loose nuts from the ride around with her? Seems redundant, she has enough loose nuts of her own.