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Nanoose
07-27-2009, 12:27 AM
Made me smile :)


Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''











He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

B_B
07-27-2009, 12:39 AM
well, there ain't no heaven and there ain't no hell, but god, sure as shootin, is in His chair - now get off and let's get down to some real business.